Adam C. Weiser? More like Adam C jack my Weiner off on to a baby!
Adam C. Weiser was found jacking off on to a baby in its crib while he was still sleeping... like a baby.
When the feds caught him doing this horrifyingly despicable act, he said "The baby pointed a gun at my head and told me to jack off on him while he pretends to sleep!"
When it was later stated that the baby was narcoleptic and was not responsible whatsoever for holding a firearm at a man and forcing him to jack off on him while he was pretending to sleep, Dr. Weiser replied, "Oh yeah, well you're gay! So that evens things out completely."
Adam C. Weiser has been taken into FBI custody for de-programming(since he's a robot) for further interrogation. Officer Chuck Darley says "I don't understand what would drive this man to jack off on to this baby, but hell, I would do it if I weren't so lazy yo!"
(this is the mugshot of this sick sun of a gunning bitch)
fire118
Thats some story
mrpibbs1
YOU'RE SOME STORY...
asshole...