Well if you don't know already, my Xbox 360...
has aids.
So I sent him in to get all fixed up. Luckily I still have my PC, and my ps3 and Batman Arkham Asylum and all those other games (I have about a million)

Oh yeah I beat Batman Arkham Asylum too and it turns out that Joker is really gay. He kind of jokes about it at the start always nagging the guards to do a... *ahem*.. full cavity search. He's also always saying he's willing to drop his pants for something I don't even

Oh yeah Keenan you know that picture of that business man you found? Well I was watching an episode of Tim and Eric and they used that picture ahhhhhhhhhhhh i was so alarmed it was like a saw a ghost!

I also just "bought" Call of Cthulhu: Dark boners of the Earth for my PC. I'm going to play that in a moment. Or actually I'm going to go on Garrysmod...

Also, I keep thinking I'm going to get killed by a small men in my hallway