Yeah I uploaded it. I admit, it's kinda gay. And shizwem. Be warned, some of the quality sucks penis.
This man saw it and thought it was great

Yep its my birthday. So you all should get me presents and money as I said in my last post.
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btw hey nathan i know you're not reading this until maybe friday or saturday. Am I psychic? FUCK yes I am. Of course I am.
So yeah happy Pico Day too.
ALSO just so you all know I'm going to try to put more cock jokes in rEALMS3.

Yeah I'm currently trapped in a sky prison though
This is my prison roommate:

Yep.
Anyway, my birthday is on the 29th and I'll be turning 20,328. Pretty old, eh?
Yeah. Not for a wizard like I am (ask Kyaztro he knows).
So feel free to give me many presents and money and virgins.
Thankss and the rEALMS3 trailer is still under penis construction for some reason I was playing too much Gmod and FRabieoepr I forgot like a coolist.
Alright uh FUCK anyways alright uh heres another screenshot of rEALMS3 and I might be releasing a short puzzle game for yall to play while you wait for my other gay ass shizet.
Heres a screenshooot

The official trailer should be out sooooon...
So be cool. and coolist

So anyway AgentSmoothie and I were at Safeway and we bought some drinks and donuts. Then we walked out of the store and some black asshole across the parking lot started yelling stuff like "YOU ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKIN PIECE OF FUCKIN SHIT FUCKIN SHIT FUCK!!" and at first we thought it was kinda funny and he was drunk then we noticed he was pointing DIRECTLY at us while yelling "YOU FUCKING WHITE TRASH ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS" So we got freaked out and went back in the store. and slightly hid ourselves because he was definitely pissed and had to much verbal correlation to be drunk. He walked to the other end of the store and thats when we left and went home.
He looked kinda black/arabic/hispanic with a hint of lemon.
So that was scerry.
THE END

Below is a picture of kinda what he looked like but he actually had some hair on his head and he wore Nico Bellics brown jacket. and he had some hispanic/arabic

Just kidding i deleted it.
it was pretty gay

BY THE WAY,
DEMETRI MARTIN IS REALLY GAY. He's really not funny and he has a huge nose.
seriously

Adam C. Weiser? More like Adam C jack my Weiner off on to a baby!
Adam C. Weiser was found jacking off on to a baby in its crib while he was still sleeping... like a baby.
When the feds caught him doing this horrifyingly despicable act, he said "The baby pointed a gun at my head and told me to jack off on him while he pretends to sleep!"

When it was later stated that the baby was narcoleptic and was not responsible whatsoever for holding a firearm at a man and forcing him to jack off on him while he was pretending to sleep, Dr. Weiser replied, "Oh yeah, well you're gay! So that evens things out completely."
Adam C. Weiser has been taken into FBI custody for de-programming(since he's a robot) for further interrogation. Officer Chuck Darley says "I don't understand what would drive this man to jack off on to this baby, but hell, I would do it if I weren't so lazy yo!"

(this is the mugshot of this sick sun of a gunning bitch)

rEALMS3 coming along pretty good.
Same with other games and music and such.
hmnmmmmmm
Oh.

I am proud to announce that I am level 54 now and rEALMS2's score has gone up alot(it's 4.96!!!)
WOW I am purely amazing.
JUST holy smplnit.

So I was playing the Resident Evil 5 demo that isn't even in America yet last night....
That game is fun as hell. But lemme tell you the whole story. So quite a while ago I made a Japanese Xbox live account so I could download the Ninja Gaiden 2 demo before it was out in America. And I did. And I downloaded many many more things from Japan and had a cool time and stuff. Then later(A couple days ago), I went on my Japanese account again to try and download the RE5 demo. It didn't work, saying I needed a gold account. So I looked in my GTA4 case and found a month free Xbox live gold account pass thing and put in the code on my Xbox. There! Now my Japanese account had gold for a month. So I went and downloaded the RE5 demo....But its not over yet...
When I tried to play it, it said my Xbox's region code was incorrect, as in, the demo was only for people who bought their Xbox's from Japan! FUCK!!!!
So I did some research, and found out i needed a modchip in my Xbox for it to work.
Fuck that! It voids the warranty, and I have a 5 year warranty. So I went to....
Thepiratebay.org!
Of course! I downloaded a RE5 demo torrent and put some folder on a CD.
It works! Awesome coloiolol bro

THE END.
Oh, uh rEALMS3 is coming along slowly but surely. I have to get over the hump.
Oh, uh teaser trailer is gord coming along too getting over humps.
theatrical trailer is not made at all.
Pajama monster trailer almost done.
HUHMMMMM

What else....
Oh, uh music.

I'm making over 9000 songs but not finishing any of them...

I guess thats it
OH! I forgot ! A picture! I need a picture to go with my post!
How about a rEALMS3 screenshot?
Here.

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I got over the hump

douchebag.
Oh hi.
First off, I'm making a trailer for rEALMS3. Two of them. There will be the normal theatrical version and the "Pajama Killer" teaser version.
Um they'll be out soon.
OH BTW what did Santa get yall
I got Spectrasonics Omnisphere and Left4Dead and Fallout 3 collectors edition and some other shit(I actually got all those things way before Christmas)
Okay here is a picture of something, you should guess what it truly is.

Look at this. I made it. It's in rEALMS3. This took long to make. I wouldn't usually be posting this but I don't want someone else to do this parody.